“Squirt a Lil Breast Milk On It” Tote Bag

🍼💪 The ultimate mama mantra.
Whether it’s a scratch, a sniffle, or a meltdown in aisle five—sometimes the answer really is: *just squirt a lil breast milk on it.* This sturdy, roomy canvas tote is perfect for lactation queens, crunchy mamas, and all-natural caretakers who keep it real from the diaper bag to the farmers market.

💡 Part of the Little Ferminators gear lineup—because the truth starts early.